EU NÃO VOU, E TU????????

19 VERDADES ABSOLUTAS

Os E-mail´s que eu recebo XD

1 . Para evitar filhos, faça amor com a cunhada. Só nascem sobrinhos ...
2. Todos os cogumelos são comestíveis. Alguns só uma vez...
3. Seja bom com os seus filhos. São eles que vão escolher o seu asilo.
4. Nasci careca, nu e sem dentes. O que vier , é lucro!
5. Amigos vêm e vão, inimigos acumulam ...
6. Se o amor é cego, o que é preciso é apalpar...
7. Se a mulher fosse boa, Deus tinha uma. E se fosse de confiança, o Diabo não tinha cornos...
8. Sabem porque é o pão se queima, o leite entorna, e a mulher engravida? Porque não se tira a tempo...
9. Alguns homens amam tanto as suas mulheres, que para não as gastarem, preferem usar as dos amigos...
10. Pior que uma pedra no sapato só um grão de areia no preservativo...
11. E se um dia te sentires inútil ou deprimido, lembra-te só disto: Já houve um dia em que foste o espermatozóide mais rápido do grupo!!!
12. Os trabalhadores mais incapazes são sistematicamente promovidos para o lugar onde possam causar menos danos: a chefia...
13. Os chefes são como as nuvens, quando desaparecem fica um dia lindo...
14. O que leva os homens a perseguir mulheres com quem não tencionam casar? O mesmo impulso que leva os cães a perseguir carros que não tencionam conduzir...
15. É MELHOR ABRIR UM E-MAIL COM VÍRUS, DO QUE UMA CARTA COM ANTRAX!
16. As hierarquias são como as prateleiras, quanto mais altas mais inúteis!
17. O teu futuro depende dos teus sonhos. Não percas tempo... Vai dormir!
18. O amor é como a gripe, apanha-se na rua, resolve-se na cama...
19. Os Homens mentiam bem menos, se as Mulheres não perguntassem tanto

Dá que pensar, não????????

I died in my dreams............

I dumped you again
I don't understand
It's happened before
can't take it no more

These foolish game
Always end up in confusion
I'll take you back
Just to leave you once again

I died in my dreams
What's that supposed to mean?
Got lost in the fire
I died in my dreams
reaching out for your hand
My fatal desire

I've failed you again
'cause I let you stay
I used to pretend
that I felt ok

Just one big lie
Such a perfect illusion
I made you mine
Just to hurt you once again

Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began

Send in your skeletons
Sing as their bones go marching in...again
The need you buried deep
The secrets that you keep are at the ready
Are you ready?
I'm finished making sense
Done pleading ignorance
That whole...defense

Spinning infinity, boy
The wheel is spinning me
It's never-ending, never-ending
Same old story

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?

In time our soul untold
I'm just another soul for sale... oh, well
The page is out of print
We are not permanent
We're temporary, temporary
Same old story

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

I'm the voice inside your head
You refuse to hear
I'm the face that you have to face
Mirrored in your stare
I'm what's left, I'm what's right
I'm the enemy
I'm the hand that will take you down
Bring you to your knees

So who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?

Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?

What if I say I'm not like the others?
(Keep you in the dark)
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays
(You know they all... pretend)
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

What if I say I'm not like the others?
(Keep you in the dark)
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays
(You know they all... pretend)
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

So who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?

Isn't It Ironic.... Life????

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play it Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic ... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way 
of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way
of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong 
and everthing blows up in your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

Helping you out

I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high but I'm grounded
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby
An' what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
cos I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby
An' What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
Coz I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other is flicking a cigarette
An' what is all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
Coz I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving the peace sign
I'm free but I'm focused
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly baby
I'm sad but I'm laughing
I'm brave but I'm chicken shit
I'm sick but I'm pretty baby
An' what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano
What it all comes down to, my dear friends
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
coz I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab...

Thank U